NO KINGS - King Bitcoin | Crypto Grift Political Satire Women's Relaxed Fit Tee
The crown is dollars. The words are Bitcoin. The con is eternal. This savage portrait exposes the new breed of grifter kings who've traded policy promises for crypto pumps, replacing governance with get-rich-quick schemes.
Design Details:
Dollar sign crown dripping with greed
Bitcoin replacing speech—because that's all they talk about
Classic propaganda poster style meets modern scam culture
Distressed texture like their crumbling credibility
Bold "NO KINGS" reminder that we reject ALL monarchs
Why This Matters:
While Americans struggle with inflation, our "leaders" shill shitcoins. They crown themselves crypto kings while picking digital pockets. This design exposes the evolution of the grift—from gold toilets to Bitcoin bribes. Same corruption, new currency.
Democracy isn't a DAO. Politics isn't a Ponzi.
#ResistOfficial #NoKings #KingBitcoin
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
NO KINGS - King Bitcoin | Crypto Grift Political Satire Women's Relaxed Fit Tee
The crown is dollars. The words are Bitcoin. The con is eternal. This savage portrait exposes the new breed of grifter kings who've traded policy promises for crypto pumps, replacing governance with get-rich-quick schemes.
Design Details:
Dollar sign crown dripping with greed
Bitcoin replacing speech—because that's all they talk about
Classic propaganda poster style meets modern scam culture
Distressed texture like their crumbling credibility
Bold "NO KINGS" reminder that we reject ALL monarchs
Why This Matters:
While Americans struggle with inflation, our "leaders" shill shitcoins. They crown themselves crypto kings while picking digital pockets. This design exposes the evolution of the grift—from gold toilets to Bitcoin bribes. Same corruption, new currency.
Democracy isn't a DAO. Politics isn't a Ponzi.
#ResistOfficial #NoKings #KingBitcoin
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
