NO KINGS - Fool’s Gold | Political Grift Satire Hoodie
They bought the promise and got the con. This savage coin design exposes the ultimate grift—fake gold for real suckers, worthless currency from a worthless king. When desperate people seek treasure, con artists sell them gilded rocks.
Design Details:
Screaming crowned head on mock currency
Dollar signs marking the only value he knows
Coin design suggesting worthless tender
Gold/black colorway like tarnished promises
"NO KINGS" declaring independence from the con
Why This Matters:
Fool's gold tricks desperate miners into thinking they've struck it rich. This king does the same—promising wealth while delivering bankruptcy, selling gilt while stealing gold. Every follower who bought the lie got pyrite instead of prosperity. Some learn. Others keep digging.
Not all that glitters is gold. Some of it's just a con.
#ResistOfficial #NoKings #FoolsGold
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
NO KINGS - Fool’s Gold | Political Grift Satire Hoodie
They bought the promise and got the con. This savage coin design exposes the ultimate grift—fake gold for real suckers, worthless currency from a worthless king. When desperate people seek treasure, con artists sell them gilded rocks.
Design Details:
Screaming crowned head on mock currency
Dollar signs marking the only value he knows
Coin design suggesting worthless tender
Gold/black colorway like tarnished promises
"NO KINGS" declaring independence from the con
Why This Matters:
Fool's gold tricks desperate miners into thinking they've struck it rich. This king does the same—promising wealth while delivering bankruptcy, selling gilt while stealing gold. Every follower who bought the lie got pyrite instead of prosperity. Some learn. Others keep digging.
Not all that glitters is gold. Some of it's just a con.
#ResistOfficial #NoKings #FoolsGold
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
